El Tiburón Chimuelo

Paparapapa (kids)
Paraparaparapa (pay attention)
Paparaparapaparapapapa
I'm going to tell you the true story
That happened to me a long time ago

Paparapapa
Paraparaparapa
When I was sailing in bed
Paparaparapaparapapapa
Raparapapaparapapapapa
Listen up and pay close attention

When I was a sailor
The king of the Bay
And no fisherman along the coast could match me

I sailed with my boat
And caught a lot
When one morning
With a big hook
I caught a shark
It was when I was on the boat, to my surprise
I heard his voice

Look at how things are
He said to me
Look at how things are
And I like food
And now I can talk and I'll be in a soup
Look at how things are
He said to me
And I stayed silent
I who ate everyone
And now for doing it I'll be the bite

(Paparapapa)

And this shark was so big
That it barely fit on the boat
I swear
By the name of Captain Redbeard
That huge beast
And fierce appearance
Squealed like a spoiled little girl
Yes sir

Honestly, it made me feel sorry
It was a crying shark
I forgave his life, I said happily
As I was releasing him

But this tricky shark
Attacked me without warning
He bit me
And by pure miracle I could dodge it
I hit him with five blows
And his teeth must shatter

Look at how things are
I told him
Look at how things are
Now that you have no teeth
Only cockroaches will be your feast
Look at how things are
I told him
You're a big liar
You received your punishment
And you'll forever be the toothless shark

Look at how things are
Now that you have no teeth
Only cockroaches will be your feast
Look at how things are
I told him
You're a big liar
You received your punishment
And you'll forever be the toothless shark

Paparapapa (captain)
Paraparaparapa (tell us the story of the toothless shark again, please)
Paparaparapaparapapapa (yes, captain)

But I've already told you more than fifty times, kids
We just really like it
Alright, that's fine