Mon Coeur, Mon Amour

My heart, my love, my love, my heart {x2}

It's dripping with love,
It's beautiful but unbearable.
It's a heavy pudding
Of sweet words in every sentence:

"your quiche is good, love"
"my heart, pass me the salad"
And they make lovey-dovey gestures,
Feed each other at the table.

This mix of feelings
Flavored with herbs
Makes me smile gently
And ultimately makes me sick!

I hate couples that remind me I'm alone!
I detest couples, I hate them outright!
My heart, my love, my love, my heart {x2}

It's a thick sauce
It leaves me stunned
So much sappiness
Covered in pastry cream

"hey what are you doing, my love?"
"the same thing as half an hour ago..."
"I called you five minutes ago, my angel, but you didn't answer...
So I called you back... for the twelfth time today...
Using up all my credit...
But what are you doing, my beloved?
Yeah, I know we'll see each other later...
No, you hang up... no, you...
No, you hang up... no, you...
No, you... you... okay, I'll call you back..."

I hate couples that remind me I'm alone!
I detest couples, I hate them outright!
My heart, my love, my love, my heart {x2}