Fiesta Salvaje

Oh! The Capybara family has arrived, come in, come in
Mrs. Barracuda, how elegantly you've come!
Please, be careful with the porcelain
They ring the bell and I welcome the Sheep
And the Hippopotamus causes a ruckus in the elevators
And one by one the Elephant breaks chairs
My friends arrive with their complications
Shhh!

They bring out the coke, give it to the Zebra and always snort it, and the Donkey uses a toothpick at dinner like a fool
The Giraffe sticks its neck out the window, I always clean up the wine spilled by the Kangaroo
The old Hen starts to hallucinate
Says she sees a Dodo and runs to the kitchen, I think she's losing her manners
Two want to copulate, a neighbor arrives
And right at the entrance an orgy starts, I think they're losing their minds
The Goat thinks it's good to talk about her therapy
The Dog airs dirty laundry and eats it
The Squirrel saves leftovers in a Tupperware for tomorrow, the Lamb annoys me with its lamentations

The Wolf always explains to me how to shake hands, the Panda won't stop talking about promotions and money, the Tiger always has to call the Cat a pet, finally the spark ignites and the flame starts burning
The Reindeer wants to borrow two books, I say no and he reproaches me, this incident leaves me distressed
The Parrot starts with its repetitions, sunglasses shine even though it's night, I think my patience is running out
The Sloth doesn't eat anything, he's on edge, the Koala collapses and they both leave the party, I thank them and call a taxi just in time, they're good kids, I'm glad they left
I take out the weapons I keep in the living room, as I always say, tact is essential
And that's why I start shooting at the guests and keep shooting, no one survives, I hate the bad manners of the animals
I won't organize wild parties anymore, I don't care about being seen as boring, I hate the bad manners of the animals, the bad manners of the animals, the bad manners of the animals