Himno Del Capitan Angustia

That afternoon I had money problems,
health problems, love problems, behavior problems.
I was lying in bed, in my house
that was already a coffin by then
when I felt possessed
and Captain Anguish took over me
and sang me this song:

I can't go to the store,
without having a panic attack.
I can't drink or smoke,
without talking too much.
All balms make me feel bad
and sanity worse,
I go shopping and everyone laughs around.

I am Captain Anguish,
I am the king of complaints,
I have hope
of a snowball in the desert,
and if I tell the truth I lie.

Dignity!
Dignity!
Dignity!

I am Captain Anguish,
I am the king of complaints,
I am...