Castillo de Drácula

[Dracula]
Welcome Mr. Jonathan Harker!

[Jonathan]
Count Dracula!

[Dracula]
Be welcome to my abode
Excuse the absence of servants
But they are my pets
Would you like something to drink?

[Jonathan]
Whatever you're having

[Dracula]
I don't drink while I work!

[Jonathan]
Work?

[Dracula]
Excuse my humor again
I seem to be English in that too
Ha! England, I've dreamt of going there for centuries
And I'm so glad you're here today
What good company you are
And how intuitive to buy for a client
In Transylvania, three properties and by power

[Jonathan]
It wasn't easy

[Dracula]
I can imagine

[Jonathan]
But I assure you, you'll love them, especially the one at

[Dracula]
Carfax!, in the port city of Whitby

[Jonathan]
It's a bit strange

[Dracula]
What is?

[Jonathan]
That you agreed to buy an abbey
Wolves are heard in the distance

[Dracula]
Listen!
They are wolves, they are the children of the night, they are a choir
They are harps, they are grand, they are magnificent altogether
It's an orchestra that floods me and I enjoy alone, don't you think?

[Jonathan]
Well, I don't know

[Dracula]
You should know more, it's late!
Jonathan
How late? It's almost dawn!

[Dracula]
Exactly, but it doesn't matter, what matters here is you
Did you bring the documents, the papers?
You know, it's the first time I'll leave the castle with a friend

[Jonathan]
All the way to England! Why?

[Dracula]
I imagine being a Londoner
I imagine an English lord
I imagine walking its streets
With the fog between my feet
And getting lost among the people
Among its people and then being able to

[Jonathan]
Able to what?

[Dracula]
To be a good subject of Her Majesty the Queen

[Jonathan]
Here are the documents, I'll show them to you

[Dracula]
Well done, Harker!

[Dracula]
Did I scare you?

[Jonathan]
What do you think?

[Dracula]
It's just that people in Transylvania are like that, impulsive
I thought an insect was going to bite you
And I rushed to help
Let me see, how interesting this is!
Carfax, what a beautiful name!
And what's this?

[Jonathan]
The renovation of your house

[Dracula]
Don't even dream of it
Don't renovate the abbey, that's how I want it!

[Jonathan]
It's very destroyed!

[Dracula]
All the better if it is!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be leaving
I have many commitments, I must make visits!
I'll make others soon, that's it
England is waiting for me, I'll be the master there!
Your bedroom is over there, the first door
Ah!
And a piece of advice
Be careful when cutting yourself in Transylvania
It's dangerous

[Jonathan]
Why?

[Dracula]
Because of the insects! Hahaha!