La perra con el perro

(reciting)

- Oh, how I love these soul cuecas...
- Do you want me to throw you a little cueca
in the snout? Ask for some alms again, come on.
- Yes, now for sure...
- I'm going to say woof, woof, woof...

(singing)

A female dog with a dog,
they had a race,
they tied themselves by the tail
at Mapocho with Bandera,
a female dog with a dog.

The female dog goes south,
the mutt goes north,
they cross the coastal road
without a passport.

Without a passport, yes,
little dog,
they cut off your tail
with a machete.

Who won the race?
The dog pound.