Als ich ein Kind war

When I was a child, there was no internet
There was no screen next to the bed
The phone had a cord
And if I wanted to watch TV, I had to ask
The mail was yellow and no one knew DHL
Everything was so slow or rather not so fast

When I was a child, there was no Insta
Instead, every day from three, RTL2
When I was a child, there was no Insta
Instead, every day from three, RTL2

When I was a child, Linda de Mol was
A famous woman, indeed
It wasn't all good back then, ICQ was quite nice
The meadows used to be green and so were the cops

When I was a child, there was no Insta
Instead, every day from three, RTL2
When I was a child, there was no Insta
Instead, every day from three, RTL2
Instead, every day from three, RTL2

(Today the news)
(Like horse racing)