Pós Casamento

Three-thirty in the morning, I don't know why I always do this, I should be an exemplary husband, but here I am, arriving late, and as I go up the stairs, I start inventing a thousand lies, what am I going to tell her this time? What?
But as soon as I open the door
I see her sitting on the couch
Face locked and all dolled up
I can tell there's trouble today
I take a step and she stands up
Points her finger at me
Asks where I've been
Why I turned off my phone
I said it was low on battery
That's why it turned off
And on my way home
I ran out of gas
And the whole time I was at a dinner with friends
But she said it's a lie
Because I called everyone and no one saw you
You're not the man
I married,
I swore love forever
She said:
No, you're not my man
I married
I swore love forever
I told her baby calm down
You don't need to overreact
She said go to h
t
You have a lot to explain to me
I ran my hand through my hair
Tried to come up with another lie
But to make matters worse
My phone started ringing
If the phone turned off because it wasn't charged
How is it ringing now
And crying she asks me
Who's calling you at this hour
And she grabs the phone and answers
And hears on the other end
Hello
Hello love, have you arrived home?
And she said:
No, you're not the man
I married
I swore love forever
She said
No, you're not my man
I married
I swore love forever
She grabs my tie
Raises her hand and slaps me
I push her to avoid a fight
Tries to slap me again but I grab her hand
I try to contain myself but I can't
Because she scratched my face
I give her a shove
And she falls to the ground
Crying she tells me you're not the man
(Discussion)
Who is this girl?
She's my cousin
Who is she?
She's my cousin
Is this the lady you're cheating on me with
What cheating, you don't understand
I don't believe it
What cheating
No, you don't have to explain
Shut up
I don't believe it
Sh, shut up
Is that why you took me from my parents' house?
To put me through this?
You don't understand
NO
I was at the meeting
I can't believe it my God
What does she have that I don't?
Explain to me, tell me now
I can't believe it
I
No, I don't want explanations
You don't want explanations why
I don't believe in anything
I'll hit you, you brat
You're hitting me
Shut up
I don't believe it
Get out, get out of here
Shut up
I don't want trust with you, get out
That's why, no, I don't believe you anymore
My God, no, Anselmo
Let go of me, let go of me
My God, I can't believe it
I'll kill her if I find her
I can't, I can't
I can't believe you traded me for that
No
I didn't trade anything, it's my cousin
Matumbo, get out of my house
I don't want anything to do with you
Get out, get out you jerk
I'll kill you brat
I'll hit you
Get out, you don't deserve the love I have for you
B
tch..
Ouch
Yeah, but as soon as I open the door and leave the house, I think, was it worth it, leaving my family for an adventure, was it?