La cruda

Today I'm going to describe to you
Before being able to die
To those who want to listen

How awful a hangover is

Your heart wrinkles
Your head explodes
You breathe like a dragon
Your throat burns
And as if that weren't enough
Your old lady scolds you
Now, old beer belly
You've lost your shame
Now you want as a bonus
To have your belly cured
You urgently need your menudo
If we're not in prosperity
You blame everything on alcohol
My paycheck isn't enough
That's what the old lady says
Oh dear, if I offended you while drunk

In the hangover, you owe me

My brothers! I know all
the dive bars in Mexico and Mexico
from all over, follow my advice
here I go, pay attention, here I go.

I want to suggest to you
If you want to have fun
a few pulquerias

So it's cheaper
When I'm really drunk
I go to the seven buddies
to the wise uneducated
to the glories of Gahona
to the daughter of the Apaches
and I'll also mention
one of many feathers
which by the way is closed now
because there was debauchery
They say many chicks went there
but they were very fertile
the pulqueria was called
I remember! I remember!
the blenders
There were fights all the time
what a mess, how nice
it got, but oh, oh, oh
oh dear, if I offended you while drunk

In the hangover, you owe me

Oh my buddies! oh
but I have a piece of advice
you should get mad at the old lady
look at the results, look
here I go, healthy advice
strong advice

Listen buddies please
Pay close attention to me
When you're missing from home

Paint a big bruise on yourself
act angry
blame the police
give yourself two or three slaps
in the middle of the jaw
so you look very battered
so the old lady hurries
her heart softens
she says, My dear daddy
forgive me for the cut
I don't care anyway
I'll do the laundry
I'll clean day and night
but don't leave me, my soul
don't leave your old lady
I'll work all my life
because you make me very happy
you're the best in the world
when it comes to love
my dear, even on a hard mat
everything tastes like melonut old man I ask you
I beg you please
daddy of my life for pity's sake

I'm your old lady, keep getting drunk!

I told you, I won!