El Crudo

Today I'm going to describe
Before being able to die
To those who want to hear

How awful a hangover is

Your heart wrinkles
Your head explodes
You breathe like a dragon
Your throat burns
And as if that weren't enough
Your old lady scolds you
Now, old belly
You lost your shame
Now you want more
To cure your belly
You urgently need your menudo
If we're not in good times
You blame it all on alcohol
My paycheck isn't enough
That's what the old lady says
Oh my, if I offended you while drunk

In the hangover, you owe me

“My brothers ...! I know all
the dives in Mexico and Mexico
from all over, follow my advice
here I go ... pay attention… here I go”

I want to suggest
If you want to have fun
A few pulquerias

So it's cheaper
When I'm really wasted
I go to the seven buddies
To the uneducated wise ones
To the glories of Gahona
To the daughter of the Apaches
And I will also mention
One of many feathers
Which by the way is already closed
Because there was debauchery
They say many chicks went
But they were very fertile
The pulqueria was called
I remember! I remember
... the blenders
There were fights all the time
What a mess, how nice
It was... but oh my
Oh my, if I offended you while drunk

In the hangover, you owe me

“Oh my buddies! ..oh
But I have a piece of advice
You should get mad at the old lady
Look at the results… look
Here I go… sound advice
strong advice”

Listen buddies please
Pay close attention
When you're missing from home

Give yourself a big bruise
Act angry
Blame the police
Throw two or three punches
In the middle of the jaws
Make yourselves look beaten up
So the old lady hurries
Her heart softens
She says... “My dear... forgive me
I don't care anyway
I'll do the laundry
I'll work day and night
But don't leave me, my love
Don't leave your old lady
I'll work all my life
Because you make me so happy
You're the best in the world
When it comes to love
My dear, even on a hard mat
Everything tastes like melon
But old man, I beg you
I beg you please
My love, for mercy's sake
I'm your old lady, keep getting drunk!”

I told you, I won!