La Malsentada

Oh, bald one!
This is what is called the misplaced one, oh yes!
One who thought highly of herself, thought she was the mother hen
She used to say that where there's a will, there's a way, the trick is to find it
But she missed the mark
Oh!

You already think you're the mother hen
You think you're a cake with jams
Without knowing that loves of your kind, I know them, I send them all the way to Chihuahua

Oh! Old lady, goodness gracious, you think you're all that
You're not even worth a pumpkin's water

Without knowing that you were a well-traveled woman
I adored you, with all my body and soul
I paraded you, with all my bravado, what a fool!
And to me, you're worth nothing

Oh yes, yes!
Deceptive, you arrived from the ranch and powdered your cheeks with red tissue paper
You found out there was a dance, and you said 'I'll show them!' And there's a bunch of oxen following you like a fly swatter, oh yes!
Your plan backfired
Plus, you're a chatterbox, you don't even shut up with firecrackers!

When I saw you, I saw you very misplaced, and I thought it was your miniskirt
Without knowing, I was wrong, because you, you already had your trick

You had it hidden, oh yes!
In your bra, like in the ranch where they keep the coins
There you hid my secrets, ungrateful one, oh yes!

And hahaha! Why should I beg you?
And hahaha, you make me laugh!
Oh hahaha! Let me laugh even if my lip twists

And hahaha! You better leave now
Women of your kind, I send them flying

Oh, little mama!
You can't whistle and eat pinole, old lady
And you can't gather and be in the procession, and you were always there with your tail up, God will punish you

When I saw you, I saw you very misplaced, and I thought it was your miniskirt
Without knowing, I was wrong, because you, you already had your trick

And hahaha! Why should I beg you?
And hahaha, you make me laugh!
Oh hahaha!

And hahaha! You better leave now
Women of your kind, I send them flying