Juan El Golosina

This is the story of Juan The Sweet Tooth
Who loved cooking when he was young
They gave him tanks and soldiers
But he preferred to style his hair a thousand ways
In school, they called him a coward
Comparing him to Chinese vases
He heard a firecracker, thought it was a bomb
And with a scream, he jumped rope
His father was really fed up
Didn't like that he was effeminate
His belt would embarrass him
When little Juan imitated Lola Flores.

Juan The Sweet Tooth
Walks through life, works in a cabaret
He's a free man and people already love him
Just the way he is (REPEAT)

He grew up, went to the military poor thing
He was happy alone with so many men
He became a 'turuta' to play a trumpet
Did guard duty with his flower and comb
He came to Madrid chasing his artists
Finally lost sight of his father
And by the afternoon, he had put on his robe
To work at Pasapoga at night
And came the change and the defeat of the fascist
And finally managed to be an artist
And with Tejero, fell into a deep coma
And woke up inflated with silicone

Juan The Sweet Tooth
Walks through life, works in a cabaret
He's a free man and people already love him
Just the way he is (REPEAT)