Soylazoila

After dating for years
We finally got married
We bought a bed
A table and a wardrobe

On Sundays, ravioli
At mom's house
And the game in the afternoon
On the national radio

I must have been such a fool
That one day she ran away
Now I play solitaire
Even the canary left me

You went to buy cigarettes
And I never saw you again
Now you're with that gaucho
That I can't stand

He takes you through the gate
With a gallop that can't be seen
They say he has a little ranch
With a microwave and DVD

He always carries his knife
That if he catches you, he'll cut you in three
It's long as a road
And wide as a caiman

When I entered the general store
I couldn't believe it
Hugging that gaucho
I found her at the bar

Not even two minutes passed
And I confronted the dark-haired man
Give me back Maria!
Or I'll tear you apart!

And right there we faced off
The dagger against the big knife
I threw his hat to the ground
And you can't imagine the chaos that ensued

He stabbed me
But luckily I dodged it
We fell to the ground together
And when I was about to kill him
I looked into his eyes
Honey-colored eyes that melt
Like the countryside in spring
With birds singing
I looked and fell in love

And now I understand why one day
You left without pain
Now we agree on something
This gaucho is a hunk!
And although I miss my canary
If you want to keep him
And don't forget the birdseed
You're done and dusted!

And that was the sad story
Of Don Zoilo and his fierce doll
Now he's a transvestite
Who goes from town to town
Showing to whoever wants and pays
His little leather cowhide pants