Las Culpas

If I smoke a cigarette, I could lose a lung,
if I eat an egg, cholesterol will rise,
if I like a girl, I should use a condom,
and what if a truck ran me over.
Pump some iron to take care of the packaging,
don't eat chocolate, your waistline will expand,
and don't curse, you'll lower your status,
and what if a tram ran me over.
The one who invented the blames didn't include in the recipe,
that passing through life is like a comet's path,
and what happened to Juan, who took care of himself all his life
and died from tripping on the sidewalk.