Noticiero

This is the morning news
The only one that says whatever it wants
After a break we return
With the most complete of what we endure

O.J. was acquitted
Michael paid ten million for an apology
Another undocumented person was beaten
It was self-defense, said the jury

The ex-president went on the run
With what he took from all his people
He plays in a casino in Monte Carlo
And drinks champagne and no one will judge him here

It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't leave there
Because traffic is at rush hour
And there's more smog than in Chernobyl
Hug your loved ones and hold on tight
Because here it's not good to help
But not to bother, remember that

The Vatican banned contraceptives
They prefer hungry children to a condom
And storks work double shifts
Are they thinking of opening branches on Saturn?

Soccer is gaining ground in the United States
They want to change the structure to make sense
They have to enlarge the goals and have eight timeouts
To sell us junk

It is believed that the chupacabra is a typical case
Product of the mixture between two politicians
It's a stealthy predator
Have you ever seen such a resemblance?

It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't leave there
Because traffic is at rush hour
And there's more smog than in Chernobyl
Hug your loved ones and hold on tight
Because here it's not good to help
But not to bother, remember that

If we seemed sensationalist to you
Excuse us, there were no optimistic news

It's going to snow in Haiti
And it's below zero in Puerto Rico
Don't leave there
Because traffic is at rush hour
And there's more smog than in Chernobyl
Hug your loved ones and hold on tight
Because here it's not good to help
But not to bother, remember that

Until tomorrow...