Si Yo Fuera
Ricardo Arjona
If I Were
If I were a congressman
I would be a well-intentioned guy
I would promote the industry
Without forgetting Chepe from the market
If I were a cardinal
I would censor the sermon if it repeats
I would get a girlfriend
So as not to play hide and seek
That's why I'm neither
A congressman nor a cardinal
I'm a carnival puppet
If I were the king of England
I would start by returning the lands
That have been stolen
Right from those who cannot fight back
If I were Demi Moore
There wouldn't be any indecent proposition
For less than a million
I would have gone to bed with anything
That's why I'm not
The king of England nor Demi Moore
I'm an apprentice singer-songwriter
Looking for stories in cocktails
Puritans in brothels
Looking for geniuses in barracks
Biting strips at checkpoints
Looking for flowers in the trash
Looking for unharmed in dictatorships
Looking for humans in cartoons
Looking for dwarfs with stature
If I were to be a child again
I surely wouldn't listen to anyone
You inherit their complexes
Church and even a soccer team
If I were what I am
I would surely think everything is fine
What can I do
If I'm already a passenger on this train
That's why I'm not
A child nor what I am
I'm just another dish on the table
Looking for stories in cocktails
Puritans in brothels
Looking for geniuses in barracks
Biting strips at checkpoints
Looking for flowers in the trash
Looking for unharmed in dictatorships
Looking for humans in cartoons
Looking for dwarfs with stature
Looking for stories in cocktails
Puritans in brothels
Looking for geniuses in barracks
Biting strips at checkpoints
Looking for flowers in the trash
Looking for unharmed in dictatorships
Looking for humans in cartoons
Looking for dwarfs with stature
