No Sé Nadar

I need a tutorial to live
If you're looking for a lost one, I'm your type
I swear I'll never learn to lie
I could drown in a shot glass
I don't know the capitals
Nor the rivers or mountains
I never finish a Rubik's cube
I'm more about strength than skill
I don't know how to quiet a child
When they cry and when they scream
I don't know how to take care of a friend
When they grow up and vomit
I don't know how to stop a bore
I don't know how to look the other way
I doubt I know
The reasons for a hunchback
I only know that I know nothing
I want to drown in my ignorance
Human stupidity
I only know that I know nothing
I only know that I know nothing
I want to drown in my ignorance
Human stupidity
I only know that I know nothing
I don't know how to dance
Nor do I know how to drink
And I doubt it has anything to do with it
I don't know how much I pay in taxes
Nor where the G-spot is
I don't know what use they are to me
The appendix and the bidet
I don't know why I have a king
Nor what green goes with
I don't know what my house smells like
Nor how to swallow a pill
How to cure hangovers
Or suck my chin
I don't know what a woman thinks
I don't know how to throw the first kiss
If it's a crime not to know
Your Honor, take me to jail
I only know that I know nothing
I want to drown in my ignorance
Human stupidity
I only know that I know nothing
I only know that I know nothing
I want to drown in my ignorance
Human stupidity
I only know that I know nothing
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