O Rico e o Pobre

Rich running is an athlete
Poor running is a thief
Rich with fear is nervous
Poor with fear is a coward
The rich sleeps in bed
And the poor sleeps on the floor

The rich wears an earring is a playboy
Poor wears an earring is a faggot
Poor betrayed is a cuckold
Rich betrayed is deceived
Rich having sex is love
Poor having sex is lust

Rich's house is a mansion
Poor's house is a shack
Rich's candy is a chocolate
Poor's candy is a peanut bar
Rich's penis is a penis
Poor's penis is a dick

Rich's bathroom is a restroom
Poor's bathroom is a toilet
The rich goes to pee
The poor goes to take a piss
The rich goes to poop
The poor goes to take a dump

Poor area is a brothel
Rich area is a nightclub
Poor's boat is a canoe
Rich's boat is a yacht
Rich's lover is a lady
Poor's lover is a slut

The rich eats lobster
The poor eats chayote
Rich travels to Europe
Poor travels to Itu
Rich's butt has an anus
Poor's butt has an ass

The rich plays the piano
The poor plays the bugle
The rich is the one who masturbates
The poor jerks off
Rich's vagina is a vagina
Poor's vagina is a pussy

Rich's music is a concert
Poor's music is witchcraft
Rich's name is Estela
Poor's name is Raimunda
Rich always has the advantage
Poor always gets screwed