Gil

You went to work without a care
leaving your wife with the TV there
She put on TeleGames, an ad was shown
that The Smurfs would soon be on
Everything was normal, no surprise
until the screen split before your eyes
Out came the Smurfs, with corruption in tow
the biggest of them violated your wife, oh no

Dummy!
Your wife got down with a Smurf
Dummy!
Your wife got down with a Smurf

She didn't even scream, she liked it so
waited for you to come home, then put on a show
said the TV exploded, that's what she claimed
You believed her, and off you went, untamed
As time went by, your wife got pregnant
Had six Smurfs, your mind was bent
She even said she didn't understand
You believed her lies, you got played, man

Dummy!
Your wife got down with a Smurf
You're a dummy!
Your wife got down with a Smurf

You'll work overtime to make some more
money, 'cause what you got is never enough for
feeding all six of those little ones
your wife had the luxury, hey hey, of Smurfing around

Dummy!
Your wife got down with a Smurf
Dummy!
Your wife got down with a Smurf
Dummy!