Ese Hijo Mío No Es

I argued with my wife
Because she cheated on me
They say with a friend
Very nice and handsome

That they saw her secretly
Late leaving cars
That a neighbor she trusted
Is the one who schedules her appointments
And she was partying
When I wasn't there
The shameless woman would fly away from me
Now my friends are angry
They picked me up, they don't want to talk to me
And she gets mad with her friends
To try this, there are plenty of witnesses
She leaves in jeans and flip-flops
Comes back home in a mini skirt
And even my mother observes my room
Says your nature has been caught

She goes to women's consultation
Takes a long time and complicates things
The doctor arrived late
The mixed-up one explains to me

That I'm going to my mom's
I call and can't find her there
I call her friends
Your wife is not here
And now people tell me she's a veteran for me
She puts five in the kitchen and seven under the bed

That girl is pregnant
I confirmed that
If her child is white
It's definitely not mine

That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not

I went to a doctor friend
I told him the case
He said a blood sample
When the baby is born, I'll see
Let's take advantage now, let's look for similarities
If he's born with big fingers, that must be your son
And if he's born big-headed, he must be the janitor's
A bum and troublemaker, the child belongs to the reporter
Very short in stature, he must be the priest's
If he's mean, deceitful, and promising, he's the mayor's
Bad person and very twisted, he's the governor's
And then

That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not

And if he's born very happy, cheerful, and lively
Shameless and very hot-tempered, I should have done it

That son of mine is
That son of mine is
That son of mine is
That son of mine is

That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not

If he's born very happy like his dad
I'll recognize him and won't bother anymore

That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not
That son of mine is not