Las Nachas

He arrived from the north, Candelario, straight from Hollywood,
he was dying to cuddle his wife Cuca,
on the way to the town Candelario met his buddy,
he told his friend that Cuca rents her buttocks to live,

Like a wild beast, Candelario went straight to his shack,
inside he found two guys, asking Cuca fervently,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,
I would like to enjoy them a little,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,

I wish they were mine for a little while,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,
I want them and I don't ask for a discount,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,
I mount them, soak them, bathe them, dry them,
perfume them, leave them as they are.

Candelario was leaving, crying for his disappointment,
but Cuca intervened asking to clarify the situation,
don't be so rough, Candelario, there's no need to doubt me,
these buttocks are these two donkeys, that I have for rent to live,
Candelario's color returned, his tears turned into laughter,

And his desire was so strong, that he also asked Cuca,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,
I would like to enjoy them a little,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,

I wish they were mine for a little while,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,
I want them and I don't ask for a discount,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,
I mount them, soak them, bathe them, dry them,
perfume them, leave them as they are.