La Suegra

Gentlemen, I have a problem
That I can't solve
My mother-in-law is missing
And my wife cries for her
I notified the police and also the journalists
To search by sea and land
Something might happen to her

If we are going to help
But you have to give us......
What characteristics does your mother-in-law have
So we can find her

Have you seen the body of a whale
Well, no more no less
And the little mouth of a hippopotamus
Well, no more no less
Have you seen how a crazy person looks
Well, no more no less

She knows mechanics, she knows blacksmithing, she lifts weights, she likes boxing
She's a communist spiritualist
She's a bit of a witch and she likes rock

I beg whoever finds her
Let chance play a part
I have a cherished dream
And today I ask you to make it come true
Oh oh oh
Let them keep her
Because I don't want her anymore
No no no
I don't want my mother-in-law...