Skit

Hello everyone!
Welcome to the first place of Billboard's song chart!
First place!
Congratulations
Oh, what was the ranking from the beginning?
Oh, they called me to announce the first place
Wow! Really!
They also wished me a happy birthday
Oh, is that so
Oh, you're the first place on Billboard, that's it
You received a birthday present, right?
Is that so
The gift is needed, Jungkook
A little, what is this?... I can't say anything... I can't say anything?
I received the best gift
The best—
What is the gift for the first place on Billboard?
I received the best gift in my life
Oh, what is this? Is it?
Am I going to officially announce it on September 1st?
I'm really nervous
Should I wear a suit on Friday? In a formal way?
Should I say it's Saturday?
Oh
I'm sorry, BTS, first place on Billboard, you're late
I said— I said?
Oh, I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom and took it
Please accept my apology
(ppi—)
I was so nervous
Oh, should I do it like the first place on Billboard? There's nothing good about it, oh no, oh no
There are not six female singers in front of the first place
It was good
What were you all doing yesterday? Yesterday? You woke up early and went to bed late
It was good
I also woke up late and—
I saw what Namjoon gave me and put on a band-aid and went to bed next time
No, I—
I didn't do anything
No, I went to bed early, but I didn't have a blanket!
Oh, I'm crying—
Are you sleeping? Without saying anything
I was crying because I couldn't say anything
I really didn't know what I was doing today
I didn't know if today was Wednesday because there was no calendar
Because of the time, because of the time
I found out that I was going to bed early tonight
Oh, I also found out that I was going to bed at 1 o'clock this afternoon
But it would have been nice if I had known that
Suddenly I wanted to go back and forth
Should I announce it suddenly? Now I'm going to announce it, it's time
In a suitcase? A legend
Until I die, I'll sing
A mental patient
What, should I have a drink? What should I do—
End it and what—
Just have a drink
End it quickly and eat quickly
Have a drink quickly, it seems good
But the first place on Billboard didn't take a break
Oh, no break?
No, I can't take a break
End it quickly and finish it
That's right
Yes, what—
What are you going to do today?
What I did
Oh
I'm sorry—
No more dream, no more dream
Oh, no more dream, stop worrying about it!
No, we're going to find out the project, in a moment, we're going to perform no more dream
It's like a project!
No, how amazing is it, hyung. The first place on Billboard will release a song that day. Wow, really me—
Hyung, that's it, hyung, that's how it's done
How?
I performed no more dream today!
That's also fun, performing it on a special day. Is it fun?
Really
It was performed!
Oh, I woke up in the morning and kept watching the news, really
I didn't know
Really, really, it's a big deal. Stop worrying about it!
No, we're really serious!
Serious, everyone!
Hey, what's the big deal, the first place on Billboard
We're really serious
If you say it like that, it's embarrassing
Oh, I really want to have a concert, that's why I saw it
I'm so happy, right?
It's only the beginning
Can't I go out now?
I'm really not going to go out now?