Enseñanzas
Barney
Lessons
Barney is a dinosaur
Who lives in the cantina
He smokes marijuana
And injects heroin.
Barney teaches us
Many fun games
To break glass
And insult the neighbor.
Barney comes to play
When he needs it,
He will also help you
If you wag your tail.
I love you
And you love me
We are a happy family
I put my penis in you
And you open your little hole
I give you my stick.