Y' a Une Fille Qu'habite Chez Moi!
Bénabar
There's a Girl Living at My Place!
A bunch of clues got me suspicious
I’m keeping an eye out
I’m gonna investigate to get to the bottom of this
It’s got me worried
There are details that don’t lie
The sheets, the comforter, and the pillowcase
Are no longer mismatched
Next to my clothes in a pile
There are folded and ironed clothes
There are details that don’t lie
I think there’s a girl living at my place!
Two toothbrushes in the bathroom
Soap without a label and the hairdryer
That’s definitely not mine
Weird little balls
To scent the bathtub
It’s a real nightmare
Someone’s wiped out all my cockroach buddies!
In the kitchen, tea bags
Of verbena and chamomile
A message on the answering machine from a mom
That’s not mine
Now she’s messing with my family!
There are details that don’t lie
Someone quietly did the dishes
Where are my habits, my quarterly cleaning?
I open the fridge, horror, it’s madness!
There are tons of veggies!
There are even fruits!
There are details that don’t lie
I think there’s a girl living at my place!
Where are my buddies who used to lounge in front of the TV?
The pizza boxes, the bags of chips ripped open
Cigarette butts crushed in the plates
My new look collection? Forgotten!
On the nightstand, there are no more condoms but aspirin
There’s a girl living at my place
There are also candles to mask the smell of nicotine
There’s a girl living at my place!
There are details that don’t lie
There’s a real curtain, no more sheet nailed to the window!
What the hell is this, my God, it’s a green plant!
The vacuum’s still warm
This is too much, I’m filing a complaint!
I’m taking it to the lab
To check for fingerprints
Looks like I’m no longer single
I’ve got the culprit
She’s right in front of me, the noose is tightening
Sitting cross-legged on the phone
In a pretty floral dress
A girl tells me: Stop your act
And I pay the rent just like you!
