Dis-lui oui

I know very well, Muriel, that it doesn't concern me
You kicked him out and I respect your choice
But he would like to come back... okay, I don't insist
He's my friend after all! No, it's not him who sent me
It pains me, you went so well together
Six years of living together but I don't want to defend him
With everything you've been through, admit it's a shame
And I won't tell you how much he suffers, that would be blackmail
Muriel please
I beg you
Tell him yes
Since you left him, he has been living with me
I can't take it anymore, Muriel help me
He always wants us to talk and only talk about him
The discussion consists of listening to him, saying “yes”
The only quiet time is when he writes to you
But the five-page poems, then he reads them to me
He tells me your life in every detail
What's been happening in your bed since your engagement
I'm a gentleman, I won't repeat, it's intimate
Rest assured Muriel... You little naughty girl
He comes and goes at night at any time
He searches my room while I sleep
I almost had a heart attack, my arm still hurts
He pretended to be sleepwalking so I wouldn't yell at him
You know, he's a good guy but I don't want to influence you
He earns a good living, two people are better for the rent
Let's face it, you're not terrible either
Look at yourself in the mirror, Muriel, you have to be lucid
Well, he's wrong, he cheated on you, it's true
With your mother okay but don't bring everything back to you
Muriel, my child, I help you because I love you
But we won't get through this if you don't try hard.