Fiksu Vekotin

So, I'm here in the professor's company
On a visit to the elf workshop
Which is chock-full of all kinds of gadgets
There are really plenty of quirky contraptions here

Look, here we have a very peculiar machine
It's shiny and its parts are huge
It has a propeller and a horn, some strange setup
So professor, how about a little explanation?

So, electricity flows in through that hole
It starts up this bike pump in a snap
Which kicks off that small propeller
And then continues to the engine of this contraption

It turns this way
Goes that way
And it rolls wherever
It's odd and cool
It's a smart gadget

Oh I see
But what is this thing really?

So this engine starts up this axle again
Which pumps some water into these thermostats
After which the water flows to that turbine
Which spins at the top of the mast, look at that

It turns this way
Goes that way
And it rolls wherever
It's odd and cool
It's a smart gadget, yeah

Oh I see
Thanks professor
But what is this contraption used for?

Well, this pedal is screwed onto the mast
Which pedals an old bike, must be a Helkama
And when the dynamo works, electricity is generated like this
Six amperes, or something like that

It turns this way
Goes that way
And it rolls wherever
It's odd and cool
It's such a smart gadget

Yeah
Of course
But what the heck is this contraption really after all?

(caw-caw-ooh)
(caw-ooh-ooh)

Professor
Pro-professor?
We, we left things unfinished

So the power we get is led into this
It barely suffices to start this contraption
And the electricity burns through this piping
This way, it runs on its own, perpetual motion it is

And it turns this way
Goes that way
And it rolls wherever
It's odd and cool
It's such a smart gadget, yeah

Yeah yeah
But what kind of contraption is this really?

Perpetual motion it is! (or perpetual motion?)
Perpetual motion it is! (so, like one that runs)
Perpetual motion it is! (exactly)
Perpetual motion it is! (so a machine that runs and runs?)
Perpetual motion it is! (well, does it make any sense?)
Perpetual motion it is! (so it doesn't do anything?)
Perpetual motion it is

Of course it does
In the summer it sometimes overheats
And then we can cook porridge
In that horn, yeah

Huh?
Such a big device and all it can do is sometimes cook porridge

Perpetual motion it is! (hmh, but um-uh)
Perpetual motion it is
Perpetual motion it is! (oh, human understanding)
Perpetual motion it is! (and chicken brains)
Perpetual motion it is! (all sorts of things you have to hear before your ears fall off)
Perpetual motion it is
Perpetual motion it is