Bier und Stulle

Woke up next to a hooker
The condom's half full
I wake her up
And kick her out
I'm just a damn loser - Oi!

As she falls, she screams some nasty stuff
But I don't give a damn
I say to myself, hey Bunny
That's just how I am

Another beer and another sandwich
What more do I need?
After taking a dump, a smoke
Then some oral sex

Another beer and another sandwich
What more do I need?
After taking a dump, a smoke
Then some anal sex

(and everyone!)
Another beer and another sandwich
What more do I need?
After the beer, a dump
And then vaginal...

Beer and sandwich all day long
Beer and sandwich
(Just drink already, you filthy pig!)

Woke up the next morning
Next to me lies a hairdryer
The tip is totally burnt
Oh well, still had a good time

I take that damn thing again
And take a swig from the bottle
With the thought in my head
After this, it's beer and sandwich

Another beer and another sandwich
What more do I need? Oi Oi Oi Oi
After taking a dump, a smoke
Then some oral sex Oi Oi Oi Oi

Another beer and another sandwich
What more do I need? Oi Oi Oi Oi
After taking a dump, a smoke
Then some oral sex Oi

Another beer and another sandwich
What more do I need?
After taking a dump, a smoke
Then some vaginal sex Oi Oi Oi