La Mujer Perfecta
Bersuit Vergarabat
The Perfect Woman
I recognize that I'm a little tired,
I thought as I hummed this sweet song
a radiant sun, people resting in the light,
everything was happening normally passersby
I walking down the street not knowing where,
when I thought I heard someone telling me
something but I saw their lips weren't moving
I paid less attention at that moment
when they approached me,
in a naive way I asked:
are you a woman, not I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian
we started walking in the same direction
swaying in an elegant way, so cute, it seemed like I was cute to her we walked we walked,
suddenly I noticed that suddenly a guy
who walked all the dogs normally
every day turns into a
sunflower before my eyes and I said some drug
that hit me gives me these sensations
and medieval trumpets began
to announce a kind of sudden feeling
about 5 minutes after meeting you and I needed
to ask you before are you a woman,
not I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian,
let me get rid of these mosquitoes bothering me
and the mosquitoes left and began
to turn into butterflies but
I'm very manly and I can handle it and you're nothing
but a woman, are you a woman?
not I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian poop, Croatian,
and I turned into a frog and you turned
into a fish and I turned into a shoe
and you turned into a wicker chair
and we were playing fairy godmother
and people turned into a glass and the trees
began to wave like seaweed
and we were right there under the
water you're a woman, not I'm Croatian,
Croatian, Croatian, Croatian
And it seemed like an omen it seemed like some bad announcement
but I'm very manly and you're a woman,
I started chatting absurdly
to say incoherent words to talk about
different topics at the same time
to simulate karate moves to dance
to confuse her, women in the face
of confusion always retreat,
but I couldn't stop moving
epileptically and saying nonsense
although my thought was correct
ENOUGH, ENOUGH!!! YOU'RE A WOMAN,
NOT I'M CROATIAN, CROATIAN, CROATIAN
AND I GRABBED HER BY THE HAIR I STARTED TO
SHAKE HER MY BRUTE FORCE WILL
TURN YOU INTO DUST I TOOK HER TO A BATHROOM,
POURED MY PENIS OVER HER MOUTH
CHOOSING THE MOST ARROGANT
WEAPON OF NATURE, YOU WERE READY SWALLOW IT,
SWALLOW IT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, BITCH!!
At that moment the penis turned towards me
and I began to penetrate myself
and enjoyed anally I was already a woman
felt like a woman wanted everything for myself
Aaand I'm ashamed I like it but
I also have dignity and I'm going to ask you
for my rebellion even if you're a woman?
Not I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian.
I locked myself in a bathroom and wanted to masturbate
to be alone with my fantasy my only
treasure before committing suicide I want to remember,
I want to remember that I was once
the master of this land
My head embeds in my torso, hands
sink inward, a torso that spins
like a ball, and spins like a ball,
and spins like a ball
ARE YOU A WOMAN?
NOT I'M CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOATIAN.