Asterix est là !

Astérix is here! It's gonna hurt, it's gonna be a fight
Astérix is here! Alone against the Gods, against the odious Caesar
Hail Caesar, you won't get an Oscar
You look romantic but your Rome is fake
Stop your circus, we're not biting
Poor legionnaire, you're struggling, it's a nightmare
And while in Rome, they're clueless
There's only one man, a Gaul
To shout 'Go home!' to the delicate Romans
Who faint, you gotta see it
Astérix is here! And he fights like a Gaul
Astérix is here! And for Caesar, it's not a joy

Hail Caesar, you're asking for trouble
You have a fixed idea but you forget Obelix
Back off Satan! Former fighter
In sandals, in feathers, you have the killer look
And while they play cowboys, and Indians
They're taking hits, those Romans
It's crazy how crazy these Italian playboys are
They're losing all their Latin
Astérix is here! He makes the law and damage
Astérix is here! And he will win with his fight

Hail Caesar, Julius superstar
You smoke Gauloises
But a piece of advice: back off!
Stop your charade, don't act like a loser
One Roman is fine, three, hello disaster!
And while in Rome, they're clueless
There's only one man, a Gaul
To shout 'Go home!' to the delicate Romans
Who faint, you gotta see it
Astérix is here! And he fights like a Gaul
Astérix is here! And for Caesar, it's not a joy

Astérix is here! It's gonna hurt, it's gonna be a fight
Astérix is here! Alone against the Gods, against the odious Caesar