Rits

My pants are way too tight, I can't get them off
They're way too fast, with that red zipper
I saw them hanging in a thrift shop
The lady said, "Try them on, they should fit you just fine"
After an hour of struggling, I finally got in
The salesgirl asked, "Is it to your liking?"
I said, "Well, I look good, but I’m
Having trouble with this zipper"

In the disco, I filled my own vibe
She was just sitting there looking pretty, to those plastic disco hits
So I headed to a harder bar, but it wasn’t easy
Because suddenly it hit me, I had to hit the restroom
After an hour of struggling, I finally got it off
Off with those way too tight pants and that red zipper
But for the rest, everything's going great
I just still have problems with this zipper

In the hard rock place, it was packed
Everyone was having a blast
They were all getting wild
But with me, everything went wrong, what a fool I am
Because my zipper ripped apart, so I stood there embarrassed
And the lady said, "Is it to your liking?
With a little tug, you’ll get it in"
But now I’m not looking good at all
Because it really sucks with this zipper