L'empereur tomato ketchup

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The Emperor Tomato Ketchup

Attention, everyone!
In the land of the Ketchup Emperor
Kids are kings and they make the rules!
Round and round...
It's year zero of the Rebellion.
The time for revolt has finally come...
The state of the child king is declared everywhere!!!
Bam bam... the choir of Agitation

Forced labor for the dictator teachers
Life in prison for the abusive teachers
The death penalty for the headmaster
And resignation for all the principals
A hundred days in the slammer for all the principals
Tons of detention for the little brown-noses
All over the cities, the kids are chasing...
The adults running like dumb rabbits!

Bam bam... the choir of the Kids

All the little boys can have their way
With several girls to love them
And all the girls can marry
Whoever they want and can even divorce
The adult rapists will be hanged by the balls!
The mobsters will be turned into noodles!
The grumpy janitors will be made into pumpkins!
The school barracks of the ratatouille!!!

Bam bam... the chorus of the Rebel Youth
So adults, you better watch out
The kids' anger is really fierce
So adults, you better behave
If you don’t want to end up in a cage
But how many kids are all tied up
With tape over their mouths and hands bound?
But how many kids are locked away?
And in the closets, they scream in the dark...!!!

Bam bam... the chorus of the Child Soldiers

The kids are armed and dead set
On taking out all the authorities
To cut off the dick of the high school perv
To do whatever they want with their sexuality
And to discover all the doors of pleasure
Tons of doodles on the Empire's wall
Running around naked in all the streets
Black flag in the wind shouting "Onward!"

Bam bam... the choir of Defiance

Viva la Revolucion! Forward people, until victory!
The united people will never be defeated! Hey, long live Carambar!
Hey, long live Malabar! Haribo Chamalo, until victory!
General Alcazar, when do we eat here! Eat shit and piss!
... Olé, olé, olé!!!....

"Attention, everyone!
Little Emperor Tomato Ketchup
Will be executed, and this ain't no bluff...
For abusing tyrannical power,
He will be hanged in the public square!
Today is Year 1 of the Revolution...
Let's cheer loudly for Comrade...
Pickle!!!"

  1. L'empereur tomato ketchup
  2. Vive le feu
  3. Le renard
  4. Les rebelles
  5. Makhnovtchina
  6. Petit agité
  7. Porcherie
  8. Vivre libre ou mourir
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