100.000 Nackte Mädchen

I want a blowout hairstyle, 'cause a mohawk just ain't my style,
I wear long johns, 'cause the short ones drive me wild.
I looked like crap as a kid, it was a real bummer,
that's why no pretty girl ever went out with this summer.

I've had 100,000 naked girls in my dreams,
but they all disappeared as soon as I woke from my schemes.
Then my skin's on fire again, from all that back and forth,
and my right hand's sore, and nothing's come forth.

Even the blowout and long johns didn't do the trick,
so I asked my doc for advice, and he said, "Just pick,
it's no big deal."
Then get yourself a girl made of rubber and leather,
and if that doesn't work, well, whatever,
I'll just dream again, no pressure.

I've had 100,000 naked girls in my dreams,
but they all disappeared as soon as I woke from my schemes.
Then my skin's on fire again, from all that back and forth,
and my right hand's sore, and nothing's come forth.