Goele

I'm driving in my car on the Reuigemloan,
the lights are green but the one in front stays.
I don't know how she does it, but she's reversing,
I'm furious, I step out of my car.

I say: "lady, I need to tell you something":
You're a bitch, you're a cow,
how can you shoot like a stupid camel?
You're a dumbass, you're a fool,
have you fallen on your head completely?

I have an appointment with my doctor.
I'm good at waiting, but there's an error.
His secretary says: "listen sir,
you're not in his book, come back another time!"

I say: "excuse me, I've been waiting all day, she says to me so I say to her:
You're a bitch, you're a cow,
how can you shoot like a stupid camel?
You're a dumbass, you're a fool,
have you fallen on your head completely?

I'm in the waiting room, the door is locked,
but someone is banging on it like a fool.
I say: "hey, it's occupied, go away!"
But the knocking gets louder, the idiot.

I say: "listen buddy, I'll tell you something, listen well:
You're a calf, you're a donkey,
if you don't stop knocking soon, damn fool?
You're a dick, you're a chicken,
how can you shoot like a stupid camel?"

And to his wife I say:
You're a bitch, you're a cow,
how can you shoot like a stupid camel?
You're a dumbass, you're a fool,
have you fallen on your head completely?

fallen, oh you bitch, oh you chicken,
can you shoot an even dumber camel now?
can you shoot an even dumber camel now?