Pornosy

I walk into a place where the line breaks in half
The other part's around the corner, but that ain't my concern
I go in whenever I want, and I’m strutting my stuff

No one’s pushing me, and there’s plenty of space
No, it’s not a miracle that I’ve got a drink in seconds
The bartender probably recognizes my face
He’s seen me in the music videos

And now up close, me
And now up close, me
And now up close, me
And now up close, me, m-m-mm

I hit the dance floor like melted wax
I throw a punch, two steps to the side, spin around

You caught my eye, better get out
There’s nothing for you here, call me Pablo, no, today
Call me Stavlos
And let’s drink Retsina from your belly button

I’m starting to get into it, but you’re beautiful
I like, I like, the rest outside the club
Maybe an Uber, maybe somehow I’ll give you my number

Ah, I’ve drunk a sea of vodka, but I’m sober!
But my head hurts, 'cause, a sea of smokes and a sea of vodka
The headache’s terrible. I think I need to.