Gunilla

Gunilla's kinda ugly
and she’s got no rhythm or grace
she’s got everything you could wish for
that you’d never want to face
But the worst of it all
is that she’s in love with me
when she makes her moves
you better watch your back
I strip down naked and play tree when she walks by
but my tricks feel lame when she starts climbing my branch
I say Gunilla, you gorilla, I can’t keep hiding from you
how’d you get so gross and slimy, what’s up with that?
Gunilla, buy a house and settle down somewhere on an island
drown yourself in a glacier, you jerk.
Gunilla just smiles,
I don’t think she sees
that I’m not interested
it’s more than she can grasp.
So she makes another move
I wish I could just disappear.
when she’s smeared eyeshadow on her cheeks
and poured glitter in her hair,
your bristly hair.
My friends are kicking my back hard,
they come over and wreck my bike.
I say Gunilla, they’re hurting me
'cause they think we’ve become a couple.
She lights up and says, that’s what we are (no).
Gunilla, you gorilla,
head back to the jungle where you belong
and let elephants stomp on you, you slut.
At Gunilla’s place
her dad’s cheering her on
come on Gunilla,
put in some effort, you gotta get laid
or else they’ll think you’re bi and we don’t want that.
Now you gotta be quick and find yourself a guy.
You can relax,
chill out and just take it easy
no need to feel pressured
to try harder for my sake
'cause I found a boy who’s sweet
he sings funny rhymes for me every night. (ugh)
I say Gunilla, I feel sick,
I can’t keep hiding from you.
how’d you get so gross and slimy,
what’s up with that?
Gunilla, buy a house
and settle down somewhere on an island.
yeah drown yourself in a glacier, you jerk (x2)