Une Plotte C't'une Plotte

[refrain]
A c*nt is a c*nt
A d*ck ain't got eyes
A lick in a sl*t
And your thong catches fire

[verse 1]
If Richard's still sending it, f*ck, eat my a**
The powdered calm down, it's too late for your trip
I'm the cunnilingus pro
A mouthful, from the clitoris to the anus
It's the padded service, f*cking vices
Your dance at 10, do it for free
White trash and proud snatch, hash and beer
Damn, it costs a lot when I can't remember yesterday

[refrain]
A c*nt is a c*nt
A d*ck ain't got eyes
A lick in a sl*t
And your thong catches fire

On the microphone, I'm Mr. Testosterone
I have more flavor in my shorts than in a minestrone soup
F*ck, the string caught in the crack
I'll eat your burger, it's way better than a Big Mac
I don't eat d*cks, but I nail holes
The chicks are multi-orgasmic when I bring them home
Like automatic doors at the entrance of supermarkets
Legs wide open to let me in

[refrain]
A c*nt is a c*nt
A d*ck ain't got eyes
A lick in a sl*t
And your thong catches fire

My ladies, from sl*t to virgin
Lace
Damn, on a string it's deadly
Have you seen me tease big
F*ck, it teases me too much
But now I have gastro
Too much a**hole
Sex and confidence, truth, consequence
Huge nipples, I have bigger ones than she thinks
The chick is in my bath, must be to rinse off
Her dad must smoke joints because he's really well rolled
God bless the topless, spread your cheeks
Must be the stress, baby, that makes me pull on your hair
Once hard as a rock
No time to mess around with the puck
The bed goes pock pock pock
And wakes up the roommates
F*ck egg sandwiches, I get a blue job
Look me in the eyes if you don't want to lose hair
She doesn't want me to pull out even though I came three times
So I expose like a martyr
Richard for all the late-night sl*ts
Always the same d*ck, my cock ring is gold

[refrain]
A c*nt is a c*nt
A d*ck ain't got eyes
A lick in a sl*t
And your thong catches fire

You're shocked by us, you don't like it, go back home
God bless part two, number one black taboo

A c*nt is a c*nt
A d*ck ain't got eyes
A lick in a sl*t
And your thong catches fire
A c*nt is a c*nt
A d*ck ain't got eyes
A lick in a sl*t
And your thong catches fire
A lick in a sl*t
And your thong catches fire