Gute Fee und der Kaiser von China

Hold on a sec, said a voice next to me,
don't go further, fate is on your side today
'cause I'm a good fairy, where does it hurt, I can heal you,
just need to tell me your wishes,
it must be a joke, then a tiny woman crawled out of the thicket,
too small for a fairy, I thought,
and said, you rascal, if you're a good fairy,
then I'm the Emperor of China,
she smiled and the next thing I remember,
I'm on a throne in a festive room,
all these eastern weirdos gathered around me,
and it dawns on me, damn, I underestimated the little one,
I say hello, but my subjects just stare at me
with big eyes, and I don't think they understand me at all,
oh, that's just like me, now I'm the Emperor of China
but I can't speak Chinese,
a little guy with a lance goes crazy and starts
waving it in front of my face, and insulting me,
good fairy help me, don't mess around,
oh I can help you but it comes with a price,
no price is too high for me, but straighten this out,
okay, you can go home but I get your nose,
there I stood, feeling my glasses sliding down to my chin,
but I never had a cold again
Lost in fantasies miles away,
it was never about what counts but somehow I love that (3x).