O Bob Que Rasga Calça

When I ripped my pants
I thought I had everyone on my side
But I ended up messing everything up, did everything wrong
She doesn't even want to see me, thinks I'm a pain
And just because I ripped my pants

When big Larry made a scene
SpongeBob turned into a clown
No girl finds him funny
Because he's a fool who
Rips his pants

I know I shouldn't be so sad
This pain just annoys me
Because being alone is much worse
Than a sunburn, or a burger in the sand

Now this lesson is not to forget (not to forget)
You won't regret it
Don't be a fake person
Or you'll end up a fool who rips his pants!