La Muñeca Flaca

A ball that saw it all
A ball told me so
And this is the story of the whole mess
Of where, when, and how it went down
And here I go again
For all the crew
Yay!

Four tin soldiers
The hottest in the squad
They wanted a skinny doll
Queen of the whole display
A label saying she was single
Drove the suitors mad
And in the attempt to save her
You won't believe what went down
When they pulled out their bayonets
And fought over the doll
Suddenly it all came to an end
When the fight got ugly
She stepped in and in the brawl
Oh, they got the sawdust out!

As punishment for being fighters
The moon came and took them away
And now the doll lives in the sky
With four handsome honor guards
And this is the story of the whole mess
Of where, when, and how it went down
A ball that saw it all
A ball told me so
When they pulled out their bayonets
And fought over the doll
Suddenly it all came to an end
When the fight got ugly
She stepped in and in the brawl
Oh, they got the sawdust out!

As punishment for being fighters
The moon came and took them away
And now the doll lives in the sky
With four handsome honor guards
And this is the story of the whole mess
Of where, when, and how it went down
A ball that saw it all
A ball told me so