Mala Idea

I've never been good at dates
I'm uncomfortable with attention
I don't like wearing dresses
Or ham sandwiches

I don't like sending you flowers
I don't enjoy the heat
My mom almost died
When she saw I was quite punk

I like to write and I like to cry
I like to feel a lot, even though sometimes it goes wrong
I like beer and I like Disneyland
But I can't stand the Instagram posting hype

I tried one, I tried two
And I struck out like a ball
And when I had no function
They threw me in a drawer

I'm a bad idea
I'm a bad idea
And this is the manual to not fall in love
This is the manual to not fall in love with me
And this is the manual to not fall in love
This is the manual to not fall in love with me

I don't like cheese
But I like drama
I don't like pepperoni
But I like Hawaiian
Don't try to be with me
With your cheesy pick-up plan
Because for me, this love thing
Always goes wrong

I tried one, I tried two
And I struck out like a ball
And when I had no function
They threw me in a drawer

I'm a bad idea
I'm a bad idea
And this is the manual to not fall in love
This is the manual to not fall in love with me
And this is the manual to not fall in love
This is the manual to not fall in love with me