Bien Pedo

I'm totally wasted and not even tired
And still not thinking about stopping
I've already hit the liquor store twice
And woke up 2, 3 buddies
I've got 3 chicks and they look rough
One wasted and 2 on cloud nine
The party goes on because the night is short
And I've already had 3 shots

And I'm gonna keep partying
And if I get horny
I'll wake up with a hangover
I wanna hear crazy tunes
Get wasted until I can't anymore
I just love it when I wake up
With red eyes, hungover and tired
With 2 girls cuddling on my chest
Cuddling the bottle on the side

I'm tough, wild, and crazy
And for the ladies, I'm a badass
I'll never lose my horniness
It's a fever that the old man gave me
The girls wanna get high
They're feeling down and don't wanna stop
I have them dancing close to me
Kissing me and making out

And I'm gonna keep getting drunk
And if someone messes with me, I'll put them in their place
I'll fulfill my needs
I'm enjoying my weaknesses
Start the trucks, we're going cruising
Turn up the stereo and let the lights come on
Sex, drugs, and alcohol for fun
Whoever's holding back, I'll take them down