Mein Herr

[EMCEE]
Ladies and gentlemen. Mesdames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen; it is almost midnight!
Husbands- you have only ten seconds in which to
lose your wives! Five- four- three- two- one!
Happy New Year!

[SALLY]
You have to understand the way I am,
My Lord.
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb.
My Lord.
You'll never turn the vinegar to jam,
My Lord.
But I do...
What I do...
When I'm through...
Then I'm through...
And I'm through...
Toodle-oo!
Bye-Bye, My Dear Lord.
Farewell, my Dear Lord.
It was a fine affair,
But now it's over.
And though I used to care,
I need the open air.
You're better off without me,
My Lord.

Don't dab your eye, my Lord,
Or wonder why, My Lord.
I've always told you I was a rover.
You mustn't knit your brow,
You should have known by now
You'd every cause to doubt me,
My Lord.

The continent of Europe is so wide,
My Lord.
Not only up and down, but side to side,
My Lord.
I couldn't ever cross it if I tried,
My Lord.
So I do..
What I can...
Inch by inch...
Step by step...
Mile by mile...
Man by man.

Bye-Bye, My Dear Lord.
Farewell, my Dear Lord.
It was a fine affair,
But now it's over.
And though I used to care,
I need the open air.
You're better off without me,
My Lord.

[SALLY AND GIRLS]
Don't dab your eye, my Lord,
Or wonder why, My Lord.
I've always told you I was a rover.
You mustn't knit your brow,
You should have known by now
You'd every cause to doubt me,
My Lord.

Bye-bye, my Dear Lord,
Auf wiedersehen, my Lord.
It was very good, my Lord
And over.
You know me well, my Lord,
Ah, farewell, my Lord.
You shall not see me anymore,
My Lord.

[SALLY]
Bye-bye, my Dear
[GIRLS]
Bye-bye, my
Dear Lord
[SALLY]
Lord...
[GIRLS]
Auf wiedersehen,
My Lord.
It was very good,
[SALLY]
And over.
[GIRLS]
My Lord
And over.

[SALLY]
You know
Me well,
[GIRLS]
You know me,
Well, my
Lord,

[SALLY]
My Lord...
[GIRLS]
Ah, farewell
Well, my
Lord.
You shall not
See me anymore,
[SALLY]
And bye-bye

[SALLY AND GIRLS]
Bye-Bye, My Dear Lord;
Farewell, my Dear Lord.
It was a fine affair,
But now it's over.
And though I-
Used to care,
I need the-
Open air.

[SALLY]
You're better off
Without me,
[GIRLS]
Auf wiedersehen...
[SALLY]
You'll get on
Without me
[GIRLS]
It was very good...
[SALLY]
My
[GIRLS]
You don't know
[SALLY]
Lord...
[GIRLS]
Well...
Ah, farewell!

Bye bye, my
[SALLY]
Lord,...
[GIRLS]
Auf wiedersehen,...
Bye bye my Lord!

[EMCEE]
The final performance of Sally Bowles! Thank you,
Sally. Bye-bye!