Yo Soy Juanito

My mother was a cat from the south here
My father a cat from the city over there
They met on a blue roof
And started dating

Sometimes we had nothing to eat
Sometimes a piece of meat from the day before
We were also satisfied with just the smell
Of a little bag of peanuts

And I am Juanito
I am Juanito
I'm a smooth talker
King of stories just like dad

My mother complained that she had no gas
My father told her: Just cook like that
And while they argued about how to cook
I ended up without lunch

When I went to school for the first time
The teacher told me: Behave yourself
Chalk is not gum, nor the eraser a fish
We'll have to expel you

And I am Juanito
I am Juanito
I'm a smooth talker
King of stories just like dad

And little by little I began to grow
I started to understand how tough life is
For a fish you have to fight
I won't give you everything I've suffered
Meow!

Taste!

Dance!, Dance!
Like this!, like this!

And I am Juanito
I am Juanito
I'm a smooth talker
King of stories just like dad

I am Juanito
I am Juanito
I'm a smooth talker
King of stories just like dad

Ha ha!, just like dad