Funk da Feira

Play it DJ 'cause now I'm gonna recite everything that the market vendors are always talking about!

(Café Com Bobagem)

There are lots of people saying that..
They want garlic, they want garlic, they want garlic...
All you hear are fights and raw tomatoes
Raw tomatoes, raw tomatoes, raw tomatoes...

It's not that it's nonsense, it's just that this is the market funk
Manel's fish stand looks more like a damn brothel
Look here, customer... you want me to clean the tail, can I fill your head?
You want me to clean the tail, can I fill your head?
Look at the onion, boss lady: oh, it's a good sting, it's a good sting...

Excuse me, it's getting dark and to make money, it's only if it's a 'good' day, only if it's a 'good' day