El Mangueras
Calibre 50
The Hose Man
Today my girlfriend left me
Saying it's because I'm a hose man
That I'm not what I seem
That she's not just with anyone
And that I should look elsewhere
For some other fool to believe her.
I tell everyone
That I'm part of a gang
That I know the big shots
That I'm Javier's clique
Because I met El Chapito
And El Mochomo online.
She says I spend my days
Hosing around
With my little bag crossed
Even if it's empty
That I buy brand clothes
Even if I don't eat for 3 days.
That when I go out with her
I come back to hose around
That I borrow a car
Trying to impress her
With the radio not working
And the phone out of credit.
What she never understood
Is that I did it all for her
If I spend my time hosing around
It's so she'll love me
And I won't regret
Continuing to be a hose man.
