Sin Exagerar

I have four hundred cars, four hundred
motorcycles
A horse that flies at a hundred miles per hour
I have bought all the radio stations
And to launder the money, thirty washing machines
I get whatever I want
Women with two, three, four, five breasts
30 dwarfs pulling my hat
While I sleep and they never
cheat on me, hahaha
I have 40 Indonesian karatekas
Who cut your testicles without anesthesia
I have bittersweet pee, salty pee
Creamy pee, frozen pee frappe
Here comes the man who pees outside the bowl
Calle 13 aka Superman without a cape
My dream is to be very famous
Like Madonna... or rather... Maradona
To spend the whole day smelling acetone
Writing
And my music is heard even in Barcelona
I get everything with the touch of a button
I want a plane... uh, terrorist-proof
With 15 nude dancers
from the ones in magazines
I also want 30 Russian and Yugoslav slaves
worth thirty cents
Or even better Japanese or Chinese
To throw rose petals at me as I walk
Hey, get out of my dressing room! The star has arrived
Makeup! Where the hell is the makeup artist?
Hey! Stop the track! Stop the track!

My love, if with all this I don't make you fall in love
And what I do is annoy you
Well, I don't care, you'll dance because I want

Papo without exaggerating, I'm a barbaric thing
Too much of a pro
The brave one in this mess
War veteran
They shoot and I fight hand to hand
Add subtract multiply
Don't stop
I drool over women
I offer them everything
I've seen more crap in my life than
a damn toilet
I give them an earful
And I always come out loved
If my teacher is the mother of my first child
I've been shot at 30 times
The bullets never hit me
Everyone's legs shake
When they come across me
I'm friends with the big shots
From Toledo to Acevedo
I've bought all the judges
The prosecutors are on fire
In the Senate, the House of Representatives are
all clear I have everyone in front of me
Arrangements of flowers, jewelry, diamonds
Cash cake
So I win next year