La Era De La Copiaera

(Teacher): Good morning dear students, the basic street 13 class is about to begin, please...DON'T CHEAT!
(Calle 13): To start off, you don't resemble me, not even if you do witchcraft, nonsense, or pray 100 times, you don't resemble me...there will only be one Resident Calle 13, this track is dedicated to you so you can kiss my a**, tell your boss, don't make things up, the only one who makes people sh*t pubic hair, the only one who can humiliate you in front of an audience, yours stinks like a public bathroom turd, my tongue has no brakes, every day I train, I practice and effortlessly chew you without teeth, you're easy, a pot, a little cake, you're small to me, tiny, in a little song I tell you, mine burns like jalapeño, yours bores me and makes me sleepy, that's why you can't sell even in a pawn shop, my style, my lyrics, I'm the only owner, you say mine was milk? WELL, WITH MY MILK I REWARD YOU!..
A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy..Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy, Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, Why don't they suck myyy..Because we're in the era of copying, if I let them, they copy my whole life, I'm stealing the show out there, I have the competition with no food in the fridge, I have the competition running to the bathroom, yours is as boring as John Ruiz against Frez Okendo, I don't care if I sell or not, I can spend my whole life at home playing Nintendo, living with my mom until I'm 50, peeing all over the toilet seat in the bathroom, looking at porn magazines and hurting myself, stranded without a car, taking the Cataño boat, but it's not like that, for this nonsense is what I was born, follow my lead and you'll be happy..I know my style is weird, but speak clearly, no one had stopped your d*** before coming traveling..You want to be like me? Well, here I have the manuals, first you have to aim at the f***ing feds, throw it in the government's face with salami, win an MTV, win 3 Grammys, have the governor invite you to rap at the fortress, get all of Puerto Rico to shave lines in their heads, in the middle of a strike fill a whole coliseum, you have to get the whole genre to fart, Because...you ruined the genre! and no one can stand you! you have the veterans voting BOOM! in the throat, now the old folks hate you and all the Japanese and in the middle of eight months there have to be like 90 Calle 13, A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy..Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy..Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck myyy...
(TEACHER): I hope you have learned today's lesson..keep practicing, you'll be left singing, I swear..........OH!! And stop smoking weed!