Esto Con Eso

This is Calle 13, baby, this is for you

Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling
Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling

Oh oh oh, it's your fault
Oh oh oh, that I dance like this
Oh oh oh, I'm on your planet

Hey, dancing like possessed
As if it were the last day of your life, darling

Let me explain in simple words for you to understand
The store owner has arrived, the one who has everything under control
Coldly calculated
The one who makes the Latin culture move those glutes
Like an earthquake in China

Today, you're going to be my girlfriend
We're going to stick together until we get claustrophobic
Both happy as can be
My love, let's smell each other's noses
I'm hot, melting snow
Here, everything goes if you dare

What I like most about you are the soft parts
I want codfish with provisions
My mission in this world is to recite poems to you
And make you forget your problems

Moving the trunk with a rough movement
As if you didn't go to school
This is easy, with elementary simplicity
Easy, like eating a sandwich

I stick to your back and you respond with your bottom
And we cook rice with ground meat
Dancing like a chimpanzee until you get a callus on the
Big toe

Oh oh oh, it's your fault
Oh oh oh, that I dance like this
Oh oh oh, I'm on your planet

Hey, dancing like possessed
As if it were the last day of your life, darling

When I see a bit of your naked body
I become stutter-stutter-stuttering
Don't cover up, you're not a Muslim
Here comes Adam to bite the apple

If you have spots on your buttocks, don't worry
In the club, your buttocks look blue
You could be disfigured and I wouldn't notice
If I can't see your face, this man will invent it
I'm seeing everything in slow motion
I'm the prince charming and you're Cinderella
I want to grow old with you...
Lies! After tonight, I won't see you again!!!

Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling
Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling
Shake the pudding, shake the cushion
Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling

I like you no matter what
You, as you are, I like you, I'm the cure for your sorrows
I'm the blood in your veins

Let the music stimulate you
Making your blood flow
I see you focused spinning around
Like Chinese acrobats at the Olympics
I like that you're tough, I also like it when you sweat
Because you smell like raw meat
Every time you move, mama
Your long line shows, like the Panama Canal

Oh oh oh, it's your fault
Oh oh oh, that I dance like this
Oh oh oh, I'm on your planet

Dancing like possessed
As if it were the last day of your life, darling

Hey!

Oh oh oh, it's your fault
Oh oh oh, that I dance like this
Oh oh oh, I'm on your planet

Dancing like possessed
As if it were the last day of your life, darling

Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling
Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling
Shake the pudding, shake the cushion
Shake the rumba, rumba ting-a-ling