Fiesta De Locos

In my head I have green worms
Biting the veins of my brain
That's why I'm rebellious
Like an old man
Riding a bike in his underwear
With Viagra in his pockets

I'm rebellious
Like an altar boy in church
Smoking a cigarette
Without the nuns suspecting

I'm rebellious
Like a cow that doesn't want to give milk

All the old ladies
With hair on their legs
With free spirits
And modern minds
Stop breaking your head
And jump on the table
Over the French fries

Vodka, rum, and beer in the air
Toasting from Mexico to Buenos Aires
With all the mafia, the gang, the crew
With 10 Brazilian girls dancing samba
I'm having a blast
A bunch of rum bottles after rum bottles
In short, a paradise
(People vomiting on the floor)

This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
But I'm the only one who's not crazy (I'm the only one who's not crazy!)

Baby, I know my lyrics are obscene
But with them is how I pay the paycheck
Feminist women let's talk openly
You lay the blanket and I'll wring it

My love, you're going to fall in love with this immoral
Even if you're intelligent or abnormal
It doesn't matter, according to Sigmund Freud
Sexuality surrounds everything I am
Sexuality is natural

Don't ne'med
The monkey with the monkey
Like Animal Planet
And sperm with various
Like Discovery Channel
Open your Disney Channel mentality
And mature by dancing until you fracture
Tongue with tongue, without being censored

The literary defenders of the language, outdated
Who don't dance, still like mummies
From the club of the Smithsonians
If you don't like me
Then kiss my nie (what?)
The nie, n-i-e (the nie!)

Excuse me if my lyrics are dirty
But my mind is flexible
Like a Russian gymnast
I don't understand this song
But I dance it however I want

This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
But I'm the only one who's not crazy (I'm the only one!)

Here comes the abuser
Like a Spanish colonizer
If I give you a little push
It has to be a hit!

I go straight to the point
To the heart of the apple
Where the worm sleeps
After a little perversion becomes legal

In the song, it doesn't hurt
Daughter, if you're good and pray at night
Give me a kiss on the mouth and then confess
I'm in Eden, amen
A bunch of girls dancing without a bra

With your teenage body
Any living being gets hot
Those little princesses are so good
That what they sweat is holy water
That ass of yours fills any coliseum
And makes any atheist believe

I know my music is profane
But when it stops selling
I'll make Christian music
For now, I keep messing up your digestive system
With everything I write

This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
But I'm the only one who's not crazy! (I'm the only one!)

This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
This is a crazy party! (hey hey, hey hey!)
But I'm the only one who's not crazy! (I'm the only one!)

This is not reggaeton
But you still dance a lot
If you don't like this song
Then jump off a balcony
Uhh!

Without lubrication! (Calle 13 comes without lubrication!)
Without lubrication! (Calle 13 comes without lubrication!)